Funny Movie Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny movie quotes, funny movie sayings, and funny movie proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

First rule of leadership: everything is your fault. A Bug's Life
Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. Clue (1985)
Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want. Andrew Dice Clay
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. The Godfather, Part II (1974)
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. Bilko
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it. Clint Eastwood
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. Winnie the Pooh
I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly. Austin Powers
You know, it takes two to get one in trouble. She Done Him Wrong
A bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live? Drew Barrymore
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood. Peggy Brandt
Fish are friends, not food. Barry Humphries
Do or do not, there is no try. Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
May the Force be with you. Star Wars
When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae West
Get busy living or get busy dying. Tiffany
Death cannot stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while. Cary Elwes
I live at home with my parents. It's just temporary ... 'til they die. Gordon (Kevin Kirkpatrick), Gamers (2006)
You can't handle the truth! A Few Good Men
I make up a new dance move. It's called the “move on with your life". Will Ferrell
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make a biscuit. White Men Can't Jump
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. Interiors (1978)
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... Samuel L. Jackson
What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks. What Woman Want
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. Arsenic and Old Lace
Some things are not meant to last, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the next time. Alex and Emma
Yeah... you're a legend in your own mind. Clint Eastwood
You know how men are. They think ‘No' means ‘Yes' and ‘Get lost' means ‘Take me, I'm yours.' Megara
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. Leslie Nielsen
The doctors say he has a 50-50 chance of surviving, but there's only a ten percent chance of that. Gregory Hines
The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses. Love and Death (1975)
Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more. Frank Zappa
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men. Mae West
I feel the need to express something, but I don't know what it is I want to express. Interiors (1978)
Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature. Letters to Juliet
Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! Bud Abbott
My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look. Holly Reed (Mia Farrow) in Crimes and Misdemeanors
Stupid is as stupid does. Forrest Gump

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