Funny Real Estate Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny real estate quotes, funny real estate sayings, and funny real estate proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Owning a home is a keystone of wealth… both financial affluence and emotional security. Suze Orman
Real estate is an imperishable asset, ever increasing in value. It is the most solid security that human ingenuity has devised. It is the basis of all security and about the only indestructible security. Russell Sage
The smallest patch of green to arrest the monotony of asphalt and concrete is as important to the value of real estate as streets, sewers and convenient shopping. James Felt
In any market, in any country, there are developers who make money. So I say all of this doom and gloom, but there will always be people who make money, because people always want homes. Sarah Beeny
As soon as the land of any country has all become private property, the landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent even for its natural produce. Adam Smith
There have been few things in my life which have had a more genial effect on my mind than the possession of a piece of land. Harriet Martineau
Before you start trying to work out which direction the property market is headed, you should be aware that there are markets within markets. Paul Clitheroe
Look at market fluctuations as your friend rather than your enemy; profit from folly rather than participate in it. Warren Buffett
It’s tangible, it’s solid, it’s beautiful. It’s artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. Donald Trump
Now, one thing I tell everyone is learn about real estate. Repeat after me: real estate provides the highest returns, the greatest values and the least risk. Armstrong Williams
And that real estate is a sound long-term investment. And like the real estate market, crime will always trend upwards Steve Franks
Up until three years ago I was a regular ol' real estate agent, putting people in homes, speculating on property, that was my job. Ramin Bahrani
Being afraid of hurricanes is perfectly rational because they can be quite sinister and destructive. But a fear of real estate agents, a term which here means 'people who assist in the buying and selling of houses,' would be an irrational fear. Daniel Handler
Real estate business... living from mortgage to mortgage... stealing credit like a thief. And the garage - that was a business! Abraham Polonsky
How would you like to make money in Real Estate? You seem real easy and willing to put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese. Mark Leveson
In a town with a ten percent vacancy rate a real estate agent is God, and that's what I am: a real estate agent. Christopher Markus
Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war. Dan Houser
I sold you a house now it's a work store / Real estate sales are the oldest turf war / We've got P? so you know it hurts more / You're on a lease if you're major label Roland Pemberton
What's your sales pitch sir? There ain't know telling / I own the same house that I'm selling, yelling / I made a deal today with selling real estate Roland Pemberton
You ain't got enough ducats to shell out / Well I'm in front, and yo I feel great / Check out the story to the glory of the real estate Larry Muggerud
I used to catch trains (yeah), now it's planes flying / Now I'm real estate and diamond chain buying / I used to count change, now it's eight-figure deals / And I spent about a million on the wheels (yeah) / I can't believe what I've achieved Russell Vitale
Get ahead, fall behind / That's the deal, never mind / Try to win, never can / Its because of the real estate man David Lachlan Thrussell
So it's time to move on to real estate / And get cake selling big estates Clifford N Harris
Encouraging me to use the growing power and ease of the internet to gather, understand, and disseminate information is the best real estate advice I received. Donald J. Trump
For those in the real estates business, the information and the speed with one can disseminate and obtain the information are powerful tools. Donald J. Trump
Smart real estates investors don't like to waste money. But they don't cut corners that will cost them later. Don R. Campbell
Sophisticated real estate investors aren't lucky; they're smart. Don R. Campbell
The bottom line is that proven real estate investment systems are systems with a solid history of success. Don R. Campbell
Real estate investment us all about long-term wealth creation, and there is always an element of financial risk involved in investing. Don R. Campbell
Real estate cannot be lost or stolen, nor can it be carried away. Purchased with common sense, paid for in full, and managed with reasonable care, it is about the safest investment in the world. Franklin D. Roosevelt
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. Barbara Corcoran
Land monopoly is not only monopoly, but it is by far the greatest of monopolies; it is a perpetual monopoly, and it is the mother of all other forms of monopoly. Winston Churchill
Buying real estate is not only the best way, the quickest way, the safest way, but the only way to become wealthy. Marshall Field
If you do not like real estate, all you have to do is make hamburgers, build a business around that hamburger, and franchise it. Robert Kiyosaki
If you don't own a home, buy one. If you own a home, buy another one. If you own two homes, buy a third. And, lend your relatives the money to buy a home. John Paulson
To sell real estate, you must learn the art of being able to relate to your clients and understand their investment goals. Susan Smith Alvis
Real estate investment and purchases are the largest purchases anyone is likely to make. Susan Smith Alvis
Real estate enables you to work for yourself. Susan Smith Alvis
Real estate is a team sport and to achieve long term success in real estate, you must have a great team. Phil Pustejovsky
Top producing real estate agents are a wealth of knowledge. Phil Pustejovsky
You'll discover that becoming a successful real estate investor involves thinking like and doing what other successful investors do. Phil Pustejovsky
Real estate is a rarely a get-rich-quick endeavor, but when you stick with it, it is usually a stay rich long term experience. Phil Pustejovsky
Real estate can provide you with a lifestyle and freedom beyond your wildest dreams. Cory Boatright
What I love about real estate is that you can fit your work into little bits of time - if you do it correctly! Cory Boatright
Buying real estate as an investment can bring great rewards. David Reed
Holding real estate an watching its value rise over the long term is a nice way to retirement for many people. David Reed
Real estate investment needs commitment. You need to decide that it's right for you get involved. David Reed
Investing in real estate is all about numbers. Dolf de Roos

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