Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny running quotes, funny running sayings, and funny running proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
They say good things take time, that's why I run slow.Amanda Brooks
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You run funny but you don't run so badly.Jean Echenoz
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The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off.Joseph Epstein
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If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs, and rabbits worrying about their menus, and yet they run much faster than humans.Emil Zapotek
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I learned not to take the lead if I wasn't sure where the finish line was.
Pat Petersen
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Even if you fall flat on your surface at least you are moving forward.Sue Luke
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Even in high school, you were some kind of fruitcake if you ran, like you were naked in the wind. Nobody else did it; there were no cheerleaders or anything like that,Charlie Rodgers
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Running is like mouthwash; if you can feel the burn, it's working.Brian Tackett
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A Sunny day in winter' is a nice way of describing the seasoned runner. I've heard worse.Roger Robinson
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When I jog I joggle.Ogden Nash
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Another patron in the restaurant learned of my run, and he sang me an impromptu song opera-style about how what I was doing was crazy. It caught me off guard, and all I could do was laugh!Jeff Grabosky
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I had my personal soundtrack of echoing cows as I ran through the hills. At the time it seemed quite funny, and if nothing else, it kept my spirits up.Jeff Grabosky
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Choosing how many days per week to run is like finding a life partner. You just know when it's right.Meghan KIta
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Before getting finally straightened out, he dealt with his problems in two ways, both a bit extreme. He went on what he calls his divorce diet, and he started running a hundred miles a week. The net result? 'I lost 40 pounds,' he says. '150 if you include my wife.'Feherty
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Funny dad, you ran six miles; I stayed here eating frozen waffles and lookie here: we both ended up in the same place!'Peter Sagal
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Long distance running is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.Rich Hall
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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.Jumbo Eliott
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No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success. Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes.Don Kardong
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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.David Lee Roth