Funny Saturday Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny saturday quotes, funny saturday sayings, and funny saturday proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

There was nothing like a Saturday - unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball. Nora Roberts
It's not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It's that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where everyday are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend. Make everyday a play-day James A. Murphy
I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday. Chip Gaines
Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you're drunk on my love. C.J. Carlyon
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have 'plans.' Mike Birbiglia
When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Different cocktails for different Saturday nights. Drew Barrymore
Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face. Dan Pearce
Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It's unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale. Wataru Watari
Oh my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days Charmaine J Forde
Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you. Anthony T. Hincks
Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment. Anthony T. Hincks
Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week. Anthony T. Hincks
Come on, no one works Saturday night! Rob Grant
Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night? Joss Whedon
Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays. Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing. Matt Groening
Worth all your roses and snow / Is the blaze of light on a Saturday night / When the barrows are set in a row. Edith Nesbit
And you haven't a penny to spend / But you dream that you've pounds and pounds / And arm in arm with your only friend / You make your Saturday rounds. Edith Nesbit
In the market of Clare, so cheery the glare / Of the shops and the booths of the tradespeople there / That I take a delight on a Saturday night / In walking that way and in viewing the sight. Eugene Field
I saw you wholly to my mind / On Saturday - even one who shrined / All that was best of womankind. Thomas Hardy
I wish I could sleep / But I'm tied down / Dirty in these borrowed sheets / It's been a week / And I've singing to my feet, yeah / But I won't admit defeat 'til / Saturday, Saturday, Saturday / Well, come my way Fisher Joel
Stone cold sober in the broad daylight / Downtown dancing on Saturday night / Thinking about you makes me feel all right / It's the way that you love me the way that you love me Richard C. Giles
Missed the Saturday dance / Heard they crowded the floor / Couldn't bear it without you / Don't get around much anymore Duke Ellington
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday! unknown
On this Saturday, remember that you are the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. unknown
Its Saturday I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it. unknown
Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine. unknown
No wedding Saturday within the month of June / But what it is, is something true / Made up of these three words that I must say to you / I just called to say I love you Peter Breiner
Saturday night is when you want to do what you want to do and not what you have to do. Susan Orlean
Saturday night happens to be when most people take part in whatever is the current entertainment trend. Susan Orlean
Saturday is still the busiest shopping day of the week, but the opening of stores on Sundays has made it less distinctively busy. Susan Orlean
Saturday night still does have a distinct personality and effect on most people. People still act differently on a Saturday night for no reason other than it's Saturday night. Susan Orlean
To me, it always seemed as though Saturday night was the down-home night. Russell Endo
I suppose any policeman who's been in Harlem for a month of Saturday nights has had all the experiences he'll ever need, as far as handling violence goes. Russell Endo
Saturday night is a time to try new things. Maybe that's why so many people in the older generation had to lose their lives on Saturday night. Russell Endo
Saturday night is the night for daring deeds. Russell Endo
Earlier this century Saturday was 'bath night'. Wash day. Bed sheets got changed. Lloyd Jones
In the postwar years, in quick time, Saturday became the cornerstone of a new social pattern. Lloyd Jones
Saturdays are a chance to wake up extra early and enjoy the freedom to do whatever I want. Michael Crews MBA CFP®
Saturdays are an escape from school, work, and 'have to' tasks. Michael Crews MBA CFP®
I think having more Saturdays sounds great, and having every day be Saturday sound even better. Michael Crews MBA CFP®
Sleeping in on a Saturday always feels like a little bit of heaven. Carla Kringer
There were many reasons to regard Saturday as the second best day after Friday. R. Phillip Ritter
I look forward to packing in the activities to live life to the fullest. To me, Saturdays are invaluable. Michael Crews MBA CFP®