Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny science quotes, funny science sayings, and funny science proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Scientists are peeping toms at the keyhole of eternity.Arthur Koestler
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.Dave Barry
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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.Bernard Bailey
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Science has now determined there is a direct relationship between the way the ball bounces and the cookie crumbles.Anonymous
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I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.Bill Maher
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Being a scientist is like doing a jigsaw puzzle in a snowstorm at night, with some pieces missing, and with no idea what the finished picture looks like.
Anonymous
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.Bill Watterson
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.George Carlin
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If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.Albert Einstein
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.Douglas Adams
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What is a scientist after all? It is a curious man looking through a keyhole, the keyhole of nature, trying to know what's going on.Jacques Yves Cousteau
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Science, never solves a problem without creating ten more.George Bernard Shaw
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That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.Bill Watterson
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If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.Ernest Rutherford
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An important scientific innovation rarely makes its way by gradually winning over and converting its opponents: What does happen is that the opponents gradually die out.Max Planck
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.Albert Einstein
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Every science begins as philosophy and ends as art.Will Durant
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The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.Anonymous
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Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.Albert Einstein