Funny Teacher Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny teacher quotes, funny teacher sayings, and funny teacher proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it. Rick Smith
Being a teacher is a lot like being a rock star. Heidi McDonald
Being a teacher is not a 9 - 5 job. Heidi McDonald
Educators are the only people who lose sleep over other people's children. Nicholas A. Ferroni
If you really want to know about the future, don’t ask a technologist, a scientist, a physicist. No! Don’t ask somebody who’s writing code. No, if you want to know what society’s going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher. Clifford Stoll
Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting. Frank McCourt
In becoming a teacher, I've lost my mind ... but found my heart and soul. Heidi McDonald
Scornful of teacher's rod and binding rule forever broken and without avail. Claude Mckay
You are a teacher, you are a head and for everyone you are a leader. Mewlana Jalaluddin Rumi
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Louis-Hector Berlioz
A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. D. Martin
Sunday is a teacher's day of REST: the REST of the laundry, the REST of the housework, and grade the REST of the papers. Heidi McDonald
As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools. Anonymous
A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh. Gilbert Highet
A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she's looking at. John R. Kemble