Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny teacher quotes, funny teacher sayings, and funny teacher proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it.Rick Smith
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Being a teacher is a lot like being a rock star.Heidi McDonald
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Being a teacher is not a 9 - 5 job.Heidi McDonald
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Educators are the only people who lose sleep over other people's children.Nicholas A. Ferroni
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If you really want to know about the future, don’t ask a technologist, a scientist, a physicist. No! Don’t ask somebody who’s writing code. No, if you want to know what society’s going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher.Clifford Stoll
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Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting.Frank McCourt
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In becoming a teacher, I've lost my mind ... but found my heart and soul.Heidi McDonald
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Scornful of teacher's rod and binding rule forever broken and without avail.Claude Mckay
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You are a teacher, you are a head and for everyone you are a leader.Mewlana Jalaluddin Rumi
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.Louis-Hector Berlioz
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A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.D. Martin
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Sunday is a teacher's day of REST: the REST of the laundry, the REST of the housework, and grade the REST of the papers.Heidi McDonald
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As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.Anonymous
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A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh.Gilbert Highet
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A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she's looking at.John R. Kemble