Furniture Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old furniture quotes, furniture sayings, and furniture proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I look at every piece of furniture and every object as an individual sculpture. Kelly Wearstler
Every mind is a room packed with archaic furniture. Dee Hock
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture. Noel Coward
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. Les Dawson
One can furnish a room very luxuriously by taking out furniture rather than putting it in. Francis Jourdain
Most modern fantasy just rearranges the furniture in Tolkien's attic. Terry Pratchett
They are good furniture pictures, unworthy of praise, and undeserving of blame. John Ruskin
In a modern loft, you can't just fill a space with furniture. Each piece has to be perfect. Nate Berkus
No furniture is so charming as books. Sydney Smith
Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it. Justin Halpern
By acquiring all of your furniture from different eras and places and things that are expensive and inexpensive, it will make your end product have a great spirit. Kelly Wearstler
You cannot separate the old furniture from the memories and the memories from the old furniture! Mehmet Murat ildan
That is originally why the concept evolved to include accessories. We found that furniture sells better when you show it with accessories. Joseph Roth
Forget the floor plans. Arrange the furniture where it is the most comfortable and will look best. Albert Hadley
Furniture is meant to be used and enjoyed. Natalie Morales
Furniture and food are ways that people define their attitude toward life. They'll buy better stuff if it's offered to them. Terence Conran
Most furniture is not made for people - they are made for the people who sell them. Laura Huxley
Furniture that is too obviously designed is very interesting, but too often belongs only in museums. Milo
Make sure furniture decor has similar scale. It's all about scale, proportion, measuring, being conscious of the overall plan. Michael S. Smith
Furniture! Thank God, I can sit and I can stand without the aid of a furniture warehouse. Henry David Thoreau
It's very hard, feeling that you're no more than a piece of unwanted furniture in this world. Anton Chekhov
No building was safe from the furniture, the pictures, the human beings that it would presently contain. Graham Greene
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. Alfred Newman