Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old garage quotes, garage sayings, and garage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.Leonard Cohen
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The garage is the space for the hacker, the tinkerer, the maker. The garage is not defined by a single field or industry; instead, it is defined by the eclectic interests of its inhabitants. It is a space where intellectual networks converge.Steven Johnson
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The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage.Herbert Hoover
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Bulletin boards are sort of the garage bands of cyberspace.Mitch Kapor
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It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.Milton Berle
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Walking isn't a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage.Evan Esar
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Your body is the garage where you park your soul. Wayne Dyer
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Give a man a car of his own and he leaves humility and common sense behind him in the garage.John Le Carre
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I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale.Steven Wright
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Many of the big changes of the next 25 years will come from unknowns working in their bedrooms and garages.Charles Leadbeater
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.Billy Sunday
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A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage. Guy Kawasaki
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Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.Amit Kalantri
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Ferrari used to be the car that you kept in your garage, took out to polish and show, and put back into the garage.Luca Cordero di Montezemolo
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Out there in some garage is an entrepreneur who's forging a bullet with your company's name on it.Gary Hamel
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The modern idea of home has been well expressed as the place one goes from the garage.George Wickersham
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Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.Jenny Lawson
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If inflation continues, the two-car garage will be replaced by the two-family garage.Anonymous
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This is what entrepreneurship is all about. You start off operating from a garage. And, end up, operating from a car.Sharad Vivek Sagar
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Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. Corey Ford
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Asking a seamstress to mend is like asking Michelangelo to paint your garage. Author Unknown
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Opposite our local funeral parlor is a garage promising 'new wings fitted.'Alison Chambers
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Wow, you go to a garage sale and you wonder who buys all that crap.Oswald Lee Harvey
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Woz and I started Apple in my parent's garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4,000 employees.Steve Jobs
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Protect your home: Close and lock garage doors.Nancy Hopkins Reily
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After you and your spouse achieve the American dream of a house and two cars in a two-car garage, now comes the hard part: keeping your relationship together because you don't need each other as much.Nancy Hopkins Reily
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In Pontiac, Michigan, GM executive parking garages are heated, while the poor guys who work in the plant freeze their tails off walking to work in the snow. It costs $140,000 a year to heat one parking garage. I'd shut that thing down. It has nothing to do with cars.H. Ross Perot
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Going to church doesn't make a person Christian any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.Billy Sunday
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We ride good but we get out of wind walking to the garage.Will Rogers
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The car lying dilapidated and burnt in the garage; were greedy to drink gallons of golden petrol, / The eye gruesomely dry after the day's work; were greedy to drink a bottle of tears.Nikhil Parekh
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I kept the swanky automobile in the delectably compact garage; shielding it from salaciously ogling eyes and acrimonious beams of sweltering Sunshine,Nikhil Parekh
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You don't have to live in a garage to write great poetry. Felix Dennis
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I sat in a garage and invented the future.Steve Jobs
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A clean basement, garage, and attic are signs of an empty life.Doug Larson
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Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage.Dave Eggers
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When I was poor living in a garage in Kansas I began to draw the mice that scampered over my desk. That is how Mickey Mouse was born.Walt Disney
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When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.John Ratzenberger
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Garage door openers mysteriously not working is a clue to electromagnetic interference (EMI) issues.Steven Magee
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Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then maybe you can get it for free.Jason Alexander
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Most of the time, you roll them around from one spot in the garage to another and just admire them.Jeff Long
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If you are a homeowner, a garage significantly increases the value of your property. You will also appreciate the additional storage space that your garage will provide.Design America Inc.
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Although a garage is not usually considered a 'room' of the house, it probably should be.Chris Marshall