Garage Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old garage quotes, garage sayings, and garage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached. Leonard Cohen
The garage is the space for the hacker, the tinkerer, the maker. The garage is not defined by a single field or industry; instead, it is defined by the eclectic interests of its inhabitants. It is a space where intellectual networks converge. Steven Johnson
The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage. Herbert Hoover
Bulletin boards are sort of the garage bands of cyberspace. Mitch Kapor
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. Milton Berle
Walking isn't a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage. Evan Esar
Your body is the garage where you park your soul. Wayne Dyer
Give a man a car of his own and he leaves humility and common sense behind him in the garage. John Le Carre
I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale. Steven Wright
Many of the big changes of the next 25 years will come from unknowns working in their bedrooms and garages. Charles Leadbeater
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday
A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage. Guy Kawasaki
Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road. Amit Kalantri
Ferrari used to be the car that you kept in your garage, took out to polish and show, and put back into the garage. Luca Cordero di Montezemolo
Out there in some garage is an entrepreneur who's forging a bullet with your company's name on it. Gary Hamel
The modern idea of home has been well expressed as the place one goes from the garage. George Wickersham
Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either. Jenny Lawson
If inflation continues, the two-car garage will be replaced by the two-family garage. Anonymous
This is what entrepreneurship is all about. You start off operating from a garage. And, end up, operating from a car. Sharad Vivek Sagar
Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. Corey Ford
Asking a seamstress to mend is like asking Michelangelo to paint your garage. Author Unknown
Opposite our local funeral parlor is a garage promising 'new wings fitted.' Alison Chambers
Wow, you go to a garage sale and you wonder who buys all that crap. Oswald Lee Harvey
Woz and I started Apple in my parent's garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4,000 employees. Steve Jobs
Protect your home: Close and lock garage doors. Nancy Hopkins Reily
After you and your spouse achieve the American dream of a house and two cars in a two-car garage, now comes the hard part: keeping your relationship together because you don't need each other as much. Nancy Hopkins Reily
In Pontiac, Michigan, GM executive parking garages are heated, while the poor guys who work in the plant freeze their tails off walking to work in the snow. It costs $140,000 a year to heat one parking garage. I'd shut that thing down. It has nothing to do with cars. H. Ross Perot
Going to church doesn't make a person Christian any more than going to a garage makes a person a car. Billy Sunday
We ride good but we get out of wind walking to the garage. Will Rogers
The car lying dilapidated and burnt in the garage; were greedy to drink gallons of golden petrol, / The eye gruesomely dry after the day's work; were greedy to drink a bottle of tears. Nikhil Parekh
I kept the swanky automobile in the delectably compact garage; shielding it from salaciously ogling eyes and acrimonious beams of sweltering Sunshine, Nikhil Parekh
You don't have to live in a garage to write great poetry. Felix Dennis
I sat in a garage and invented the future. Steve Jobs
A clean basement, garage, and attic are signs of an empty life. Doug Larson
Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage. Dave Eggers
When I was poor living in a garage in Kansas I began to draw the mice that scampered over my desk. That is how Mickey Mouse was born. Walt Disney
When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off. John Ratzenberger
Garage door openers mysteriously not working is a clue to electromagnetic interference (EMI) issues. Steven Magee
Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then maybe you can get it for free. Jason Alexander
Most of the time, you roll them around from one spot in the garage to another and just admire them. Jeff Long
If you are a homeowner, a garage significantly increases the value of your property. You will also appreciate the additional storage space that your garage will provide. Design America Inc.
Although a garage is not usually considered a 'room' of the house, it probably should be. Chris Marshall