Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old goat quotes, goat sayings, and goat proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Sometimes there has to be a goat on some level, and I'm totally fine with that being me.Abby Wambach
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A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be.Chinua Achebe
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We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.Scott Adams
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The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond.Aristotle
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The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.Edna Ferber
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When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone, and the meaning has to go find an author again.William Stafford
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He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow.PROVERBS
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An old goat is never the more reverend for his beard.Thomas Fuller
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When two goats met on a bridge which was too narrow to allow either to pass or return, the goat which lay down that the other might walk over it was a finer gentleman than Lord Chesterfield.Lord David Cecil
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To you liberals, of course, goats are just sheep from broken homes.Malcolm Bradbury
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Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to interject, interrupt, and opine. They have something to say about everything, little of it complimentary. They are the most impertinent animals I have ever known.Jon Katz
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The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.William Blake
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Whatever gets your goat gets your attention. Whatever gets your attention gets your time. Whatever gets your time gets you. Whatever gets you becomes your master. Take care, lest a little thing horn in and get your goatWilliam Arthur Ward
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Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.PROVERBS
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In a dead white field an untethered goat gave them sardonic greeting.Anthony Burgess
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I will lose the habit of stars in the heavens, as frozen water loses the habit of snowflakes. I will take my frozen body, and give it to the young goats that they might graze it.Nichita Stănescu
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I love you more than I love goats, and you know how I feel about goats", Gaby said.James Patterson
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In the silence, I could hear the distinct sound of goats maa-ing in the barn. Lying there listening to them made me smile, too. I'd always loved goats - every one of them different from every other one, and all of them goofy and playful.Steve Watkins
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I saw goats. A party can’t be all bad when you have goats,” Lucy said.Mary Jane Hathaway
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IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.Will Advise
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Look carefully at the goat sitting on the edge of the cliff: Everything that shows you the peace of being fearless is a great teacher for you! That goat is a teacher for you, respect him!Mehmet Murat ildan
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It's good for a person to be terrorized by a goat. Hard to get high and mighty when there's something chasing you for vegetablesNatasha Pulley
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I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.Jason Momoa
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Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.Marcus Tullius Cicero
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A goat will eat anything. A goat could probably eat a bike.David Guion
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Have you ever just spent five months living with a herd of goats, as one of them?David Guion
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Mess with the goat, you get the hooves.Tom Sheppard
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Drive back your goats until the sheep are watered.Dorothy Clarke Wilson
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You know, after all your luck, you owe the spirits a goat.Lee David Zlotoff
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Some people say goats is gonna replace cattle some day.Earl Pomerantz
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When I wasn't minding the goats, I had to mind the children. The goats were nicer.Marie Arana
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Love and hate are two horns on the same goatTate Taylor
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Don't call me 'Ma'. You're not a goat.Marshall Herskovitz
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Anywhere a goat can go, we can go. Grandfather told me.Fred Brogger
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How do you talk to a little baby goat you can't go meow like a cat / When you go meow to a little baby goat he can't go meow right back / No you have to say baaa to a little baby goat you can't say hello like a manTom T. Hall
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And the goats on His left and He shall say to the sheep / Come ye, blessed of My Father inherit the KingdomKeith Green
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Each sunny day upon my way / A goat I pass / He has a beard of silver grey / A bell of brass.Robert William Service
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Alas! though bards make verse sublime / And lines to quote / It takes a fool like me to rhyme / About a goat.Robert William Service
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Beautiful Paris, evil-hearted Paris / Leading a jet-black goat white-horn'd, white-hooved.Alfred Lord Tennyson
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I sought a cup that had no dust / And found it at the Goat and Vine / Mingled of brandy, beer and wine.Edith Nesbit
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Jesus answered their questions with a series of parables, concluding with one about a herd of sheep and goatsW Publishing Group
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The Son of Man condemned the goats for not meeting his needs: leaving him hungry, thirsty, naked, and lonely when he needed their help most.W Publishing Group
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Goats are probably one of the earliest animals domesticated (made friendly to humans).John Davidson
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Goats are a cloven footed animal, like the camel and the pig. That means their feet are split down the middle.John Davidson
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Most goats are descended from a goat in the Capra species, and come from mostly Eastern Europe, Asia and Africa.John Davidson
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A goat is a member of the Bovidae family, which mainly consists of goats and antelopes.John Davidson
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The sound a goat makes is called a bleat, and they can range from small sounds to loud screams.John Davidson
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The goat is a hardy animal, and good health is the rule in herds that are well managedVarious
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Goats are another animal with negative symbolic connotations.Margo Demello
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The Greek half-man/half-goat God Pan was probably an early inspiration for the later Christian image of the devil as a half-man/half-goat.Margo Demello
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In Christianity, goats represent the damned and sheep represent the saved.Margo Demello
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Medieval European depictions of the goat represented it as the devil, and goats were thought to be witches' familiars.Margo Demello
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Goats are typically gendered male, and often are said to represent uncontrolled male sexuality.Margo Demello
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The goat is also very well adapted to various extreme environmental and nutritional conditions (climate, food resources, etc.). Furthermore, it is a relatively long-living, multiparous animal with a short generation intervalLawrence B. Schook