Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old grandmothers quotes, grandmothers sayings, and grandmothers proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Grandmothers always have time to talk and make you feel special.Catherine Pulsifer
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If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.Italian Proverb
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A house needs a grandma in it.Louisa May Alcott
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.Ellen DeGeneres
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I know what it is like to be brought up with unconditional love. In my life that came from my grandmother.Andre Leon Talley
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A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.Lois Wyse
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Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.Pam Brown
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Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete.Marcy Demaree
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If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!Hannah Whithall Smith
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Grandmothers are just antique little girls.Author Unknown
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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.Author Unknown
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It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace.Christopher Morley
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A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.Author Unknown
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You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.Proverb
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If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.Italian Proverb
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Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother.Edward H. Dreschnack
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Grandmothers are the people who take delight in hearing babies breathing into the telephone.Author Unknown
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Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.Author Unknown
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A grandma is warm hugs and sweet memories. She remembers all of your accomplishments and forgets all of your mistakes.Barbara Cage
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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.Henry Youngman
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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.Rita Rudner
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My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at onceRichard Lewis
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"Grandmother" doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren.Carine Roitfeld
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Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love.Author Unknown
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We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, grandmother was that person to me.Phyllis Theroux
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When a child is born, so are grandmothers.Judith Levy
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A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance.Author Unknown
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Grandma serves kisses, counsel and cookies daily.Author Unknown
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Grandmas don't just say "that's nice" -- they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money's worth out of grandmas.Author Unknown
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To reform a man, you must begin with his grandmother.Victor Hugo