Having A Baby Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old having a baby quotes, having a baby sayings, and having a baby proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

That's the strange thing about being a mother: Until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you're missing one. Jodi Picoult
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. Nuno Bettencourt
Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. Taylor Hanson
Making the decision to have a child it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body. Elizabeth Stone
I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them. Spalding Gray
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. Matthew Broderick
Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility. Kate Douglas Wiggin
A new baby is like the beginning of all things wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. Eda J. Le Shan
Children reinvent your world for you. Susan Sarandon
A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die. Mary Mason
It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into. Terri Guillemets
You never understand life until it grows inside of you. Sandra C. Kassis
A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house. Milwaukee Journal
Having a child is wondrous. It is to forever have your heart go walking around outside your body. Elizabeth Stone
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. Michael Levine
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. Bill Cosby
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. Tina Brown
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. Marie Osmond
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men. Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction. Anonymous
I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here. Marion Jones
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. Ray Romano
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. Jane Goodall
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. Jean Kerr
Babies are always more trouble than you thought- and more wonderful. Charles Osgood
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. Barbara Kingsolver
Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious! Halle Berry
Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. Taylor Hanson
I do not believe having a baby is punishment. Allen West
Having a baby's sweet face so close to your own, for so long a time as it takes to nurse 'em, is a great tonic for a sad soul. Erica Eisdorfer
Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly. Emily Procter
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate. Anne Lamott
Having babies is a blessing, not a duty. Betty Ford
Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is. Lisa See
Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit. Elizabeth Gilbert
One thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any more than you already do, because you are bursting with love, loving as much as you are humanly capable of- and then you do, you love him even more. Anne Lamott
Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life. Joan Lowery Nixon
If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each. Princess Diana
I think it is such a privilege to give a baby its first home inside your body. Celine Dion
Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy. Jayne Mansfield
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. Winston Churchill
You never understand life until it grows inside of you. Sandra C. Kassis
Having my baby fall asleep in my arms takes away all of my worries and stresses. A sense of complete and total peace comes over me. Maria Jose Ovalle
A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops. Maurice Johnstone
It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race. Liam Neeson
I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby. Celine Dion
A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made. Sammy Davis, Jr.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke
Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. Winnie the Pooh