Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old hungover quotes, hungover sayings, and hungover proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.Dorothy Parker
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Dorothy Parker
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The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta.F Scott Fitzgerald
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If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache.Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.Jojo Moyes
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There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid.John Fowles
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Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.John Green
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If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind.Kenzaburo Oe
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.Samuel Butler
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Might let him take it home and slaughter that he got friends for all of my friends they ain't leaving 'till we say when and we gon' hangover the next day.Nicki Minaj
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With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.Tim O'Brien
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Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.Joan Lunden
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The Hangover was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world.Todd Phillips
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Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.Ryan North
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The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, some place good.Charles Bukowski
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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.Robert Benchley
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One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything.Jim Harrison
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A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot.Anonymous
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Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.Ike Barinholtz
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Ernest Hemingway
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Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.Robert Black
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My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever.Heather Morris
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If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.Matt Haig
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Headaches are for sloths as hangovers for drunks.Ahmed Mostafa
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For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.Eddie Condon
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Grease is the only cure for a hangover.Cameron Diaz
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Unfortunately, the hangover may prove to be proportional to the binge.Warren Buffett
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You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.Mike Tyson
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The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?Kanye West
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Hangover is when some of you is sober enough to realize how drunk the rest of you is.Shaughnessy Bishop-Stall
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Just as the quality and quantity of the spirits consumed may dictate the physical aspects of your hangover, the spirit in which you consumed the spirits will often decide the metaphysical.Shaughnessy Bishop-Stall
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Half a hangover merely wrecks the night before as well as the morning after.Clement Freud
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Alcohol is a perennially fascinating topic of study for researchers in a variety of different fields. Its intoxicating effects on the mind have long been linked in popular culture with relativity and have been explored at length by by scholars of literature and the arts.Jonanthon Shears
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Alcohol is the most commonly abused drug.Charles Agyin-Asare
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Alcoholism is that burning desire like being addicted to nicotine.Charles Agyin-Asare
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Alcohol is made very tempting by the powerful advertising and media hype. These are tool used for recruiting novices and sustaining the habits in veterans.Charles Agyin-Asare
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Others also use alcohol/drugs to fill the emptiness they feel inside or to get 'high'.Charles Agyin-Asare
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Alcohol is what is served at most functions, weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, traditional festivities, sporting events.Charles Agyin-Asare
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Alcohol is a simple chemical, but its effects on the body are extraordinarily complex and highly individual.Katherine Ketcham
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The stronger a drink is--that is, the more alcohol it contains--the greater the amount of alcohol that will get into your bloodstream.Katherine Ketcham
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Alcohol is a legal drug and therefore afforded special status.Katherine Ketcham
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Alcohol isn't really a drug, the thinking goes, because it won't hurt you unless you overindulge.Katherine Ketcham
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The dictionary defines a hangover as 'the after effects of excessive indulgence in alcoholic drink.'Nic van Oudtshoorn
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Alcohol can cause many types of accidents. It may also at times lead to violent behavior or contribute to the risk of suicide.Griffith Edwards
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Alcohol is also a drug addiction - a fact which multiplies the significance of its inherently negative potential.Griffith Edwards
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Alcohol is a stupid molecule which is clever in its ability to play mood music on complex brain systems, but it is an addictive drug with a far from innocent profile.Griffith Edwards
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Alcohol is fun, the wine of the Eucharist, a profitable and taxable commodity, but a drug among drugs and highly ambiguous in its costs and benefits.Griffith Edwards
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Among young people. Drinking is for getting drunk. And many go on to become alcoholics.Billy Graham
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Drunkenness is not a new vice, Its ravages have always been a scourge on the human race.Billy Graham
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Thousands are killed and injured every year by teenagers driving too fast or under the influence of drugs and drink.Billy Graham
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Do not seek solace in alcohol. Alcohol obscures good judgement and leaves you unable to think clearly.Billy Graham
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What began as an apparently harmless pastime has ended up as a frightening, overpowering addiction or obsession.Billy Graham
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient for beer.Dave Barry
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Without a question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.Dave Barry
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Man being reasonable must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.Lord Byron
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year, just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.Raymond Chandler
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Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.Winston Churchill
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and, if need be, during all meals and in the intervals between them.Winston Churchill
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learnt to like it.Winston Churchill
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Beverages that contain more congeners, such as whiskey, brandy and red wine are more likely to cause hangover symptoms.epubli
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Vitamin C can not only cure hangover, it can also sober up a dead drunk, an Australian doctor has found.Nic van Oudtshoorn
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Come morning you are going to feel guilty about hanging one on.Nic van Oudtshoorn
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Hangover is nothing more than the showing of a person's guilt complex for getting drunk in the first place.Nic van Oudtshoorn
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If you feel so sick you're afraid you're going to die, you're suffering a pretty ordinary hangover.Nic van Oudtshoorn
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A hangover as the after effects of excessive indulgence in alcoholic drink.
Nic van Oudtshoorn
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Research shown that beverages which contain pure alcohol such as gin or vodka, cause fewer hangover effects. epubli
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Two heads are better than one, unless you have a hangover.Evan Esar
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No one gets a hangover from other people's drinking.Evan Esar
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Drinking doesn't cause hangovers; stopping drinking causes hangovers.James L. Brooks
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Depression and hangovers really do go hand in hand.Raymond Grady
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I'll drink as long as I have a hangover and I'll have a hangover as long as I drink. It's a vicious circle.Frances Goodrich
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I'll tell you the secret to avoid hangovers. Don't stop drinking.Glen A. Larson
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If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.Larry Gelbart
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I didn't want to get dehydrated. That's what gives you a hangover.Henry De Vere Stacpoole
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A hangover slows a man down. Forces him to take stock. It begins like a lion and ends like a lullaby. Can't fight the hangover, old son. It's like growing old. Can't fight it.Matthew Graham
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If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.Adam Reed
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Alcoholic hangovers are much easier to cure. Emotional benders are the tough ones.Charles MacArthur