Ice Cream Sayings and Quotes
Ice cream: It’s the perfect accompaniment to cake, but substantial enough to stand alone as a drool-worthy dessert. No matter which flavor you prefer, it’s always the right choice. Celebrate this deliciously diverse dessert with the collection of humorous ice cream quotes below.
“
Summer would not be summer without Ice-cream. Ice-cream is the favorite currency of love.
“
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
“
I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
“
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, people have an emotional response to ice cream; it's more than just food. So I think when you combine caring, and eating wonderful food, it's a very powerful combination.
“
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
“
Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.
“
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
“
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
“
Ice cream — the great melter of all resolve.
“
I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.
“
Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.
“
Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.
“
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.
“
Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation.
“
A day without ice cream was a day wasted.
“
Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me.
“
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.
“
You can describe me as a Ice cream! I'm cold.. But, you know.. Ice cream is very sweet.
“
Ice cream is happiness condensed.
“
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.
“
Hot fudge is the fairy prince, a knight in chocolate armor — the happily ever after of ice cream.
“
It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.
“
If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.
“
Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.
“
Gelato. Italian ice cream. The greatest thing that will ever happen to you.
“
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.
“
I'd rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted.
“
It's fun. When people come in to buy ice cream, they're happy. It's a treat.
“
It is like a temptation to eat ice cream instead of something that is better for you.
“
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!
“
Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.
“
You did not sell nor wanted to buy me Ice cream. You gave me my most favourite flavour.
“
So yes, I do want to try and keep things going if I can. I have a few things brewing... And if it doesn't happen, I did buy an ice cream van a while ago. So I always have that to fall back on.
“
To see a hungry kid eating a bowl of rice like it's ice cream -- there's a satisfaction in that, that words can't express.
“
I can't run for as many ice cream breaks as I used to when I watched for pure enjoyment.
“
I guess ice cream is one of those things that are beyond imagination.
“
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
“
Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind.
“
I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire.
“
My love for ice cream emerged at an early age - and has never left!
“
Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.
“
Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good.
“
Until you got ice cream spilled on you, you're not doing field work.
“
They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.
“
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
“
This is not ice cream. These are powerful products.
“
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy.
“
Ice cream goes with springtime.
“
Ice cream is my comfort food.
“
Easy as an ice cream sundae. Slipping outta your hand into the dirt. Easy as an ice cream sundae. Every dancer gets a little hurt.
“
We're all ice cream castles in the summertime. Ice cream castles in the summer.
“
First love is like vanilla ice cream. There may come many eclectic flavors, but there shall be only one classic.
“
Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting somebody else's sprinkles.
“
My head says go to the gym, my heart says eat more ice cream.
“
There is always room for ice cream.
“
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts.
“
You can't buy happiness. But you can buy ice cream and that is pretty much the same thing.
“
There is no sincerer love than the love of ice cream.
“
Tomorrow we can eat brocolli, but today is for ice cream.
“
Icre cream solves everything.
“
You miss 100% of the ice cream you don't scoop.
“
Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands.
“
Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.
“
Ice cream brings people together.
“
If you were ice cream, you would be my favorite flavor.
“
You are the sprinkles to my ice cream.
“
Happiness is a tub of ice cream.
“
My brain said salad but my stomach autocorrect it to ice cream.
“
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.