Ice Cream Sayings and Quotes

Ice cream: It’s the perfect accompaniment to cake, but substantial enough to stand alone as a drool-worthy dessert. No matter which flavor you prefer, it’s always the right choice. Celebrate this deliciously diverse dessert with the collection of humorous ice cream quotes below.

Summer would not be summer without Ice-cream. Ice-cream is the favorite currency of love. Puck
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. Jim Fiebig
I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. Wendy Liebman
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, people have an emotional response to ice cream; it's more than just food. So I think when you combine caring, and eating wonderful food, it's a very powerful combination. Jerry Greenfield
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. Don Kardong
Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal. Voltaire
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. Heywood Broun
Ice cream — the great melter of all resolve. Dr. Idel Dreimer
I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone. Rachel Nichols
Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food. Joseph Epstein
Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. Charles Baxter
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. Brian Regan
Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation. Sarah Addison Allen
A day without ice cream was a day wasted. Iain Pears
Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me. David Nail
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. Brandon Sanderson
You can describe me as a Ice cream! I'm cold.. But, you know.. Ice cream is very sweet. Hanako Ishii
Ice cream is happiness condensed. Jessie Lane Adams
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. Judith Olney
Hot fudge is the fairy prince, a knight in chocolate armor — the happily ever after of ice cream. Terri Guillemets
It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather. Anne Fadiman
If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough. Morris Lapidus
Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.  Bert & Ernie Sing-Along
Gelato. Italian ice cream. The greatest thing that will ever happen to you. Jenna Evans Welch
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone. Alice Cooper
I'd rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted. Taylor Swift
It's fun. When people come in to buy ice cream, they're happy. It's a treat. Mike Manfredi
It is like a temptation to eat ice cream instead of something that is better for you. Pete Sorensen
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce! Chris Pratt
Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly. Betsy Canas Garmon
You did not sell nor wanted to buy me Ice cream. You gave me my most favourite flavour. Petra Hermans
So yes, I do want to try and keep things going if I can. I have a few things brewing... And if it doesn't happen, I did buy an ice cream van a while ago. So I always have that to fall back on. Rupert Grint
To see a hungry kid eating a bowl of rice like it's ice cream -- there's a satisfaction in that, that words can't express. Ronnie Hepperly
I can't run for as many ice cream breaks as I used to when I watched for pure enjoyment. Constance White
I guess ice cream is one of those things that are beyond imagination. L.M. Montgomery
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream. Wallace Stevens
Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind. Francesca Lia Block
I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire. Justin Deeley
My love for ice cream emerged at an early age - and has never left! Ginger Rogers
Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for. Nicholson Baker
Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good. Jeff Bridges
Until you got ice cream spilled on you, you're not doing field work. Randy Pausch
They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat. Sammy Nelson
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. Jim Bishop
This is not ice cream. These are powerful products. Billy Tauzin
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy. Thornton Wilder
Ice cream goes with springtime. Susan Hill
Ice cream is my comfort food. Jessie Ware
Easy as an ice cream sundae. Slipping outta your hand into the dirt. Easy as an ice cream sundae. Every dancer gets a little hurt. Joshua Jenkinson
We're all ice cream castles in the summertime. Ice cream castles in the summer. Morris Day
First love is like vanilla ice cream. There may come many eclectic flavors, but there shall be only one classic. Akshar
Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting somebody else's sprinkles. Akilah Hughes
My head says go to the gym, my heart says eat more ice cream. Anonymous
There is always room for ice cream. Anonymous
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts. Anonymous
You can't buy happiness. But you can buy ice cream and that is pretty much the same thing. Anonymous
There is no sincerer love than the love of ice cream. George Bernard Shaw
Tomorrow we can eat brocolli, but today is for ice cream. Anonymous
Icre cream solves everything. Anonymous
You miss 100% of the ice cream you don't scoop. Wayne Gretzky
Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands. Anonymous
Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.  Joseph Epstein
Ice cream brings people together. Doug Ducey
If you were ice cream, you would be my favorite flavor. Anonymous
You are the sprinkles to my ice cream. Anonymous
Happiness is a tub of ice cream. Anonymous
My brain said salad but my stomach autocorrect it to ice cream. Anonymous
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Anonymous