Idiot Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old idiot quotes, idiot sayings, and idiot proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
To generalize is to be an idiot.
Any idiot can face a crisis, it's day to day living that wears you out.
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Only idiots refuse to change their minds.
You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything.
Carlos Ruiz Zafon
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people who are in the industry and are trained for it, rather than just idiot savants.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Always remember, rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
Ziad K. Abdelnour
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
I will not change. Because if you are successful and you change, you are an idiot.
I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're an idiot.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
Joan Van Ark
Avoid and ignore the idiots who try to bring you down in life; they are not worth your time.
Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.
Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Go for a business that any idiot can run, because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Johann Sebastian Bach
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Once you're able to look like an idiot and be ok with it, it opens up your potential.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.
I say on the air all time, if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot.
You treat an idiot like an idiot.
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.
If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.
You don't want to miss out on something and feel like an idiot.
I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
You always have to defend the imagination against idiots.
Ursula K. Le Guin
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
George Bernard Shaw
There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.
L. Sprague de Camp
Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.
Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.