Lemon Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old lemon quotes, lemon sayings, and lemon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
W. C. Fields
It's not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
Ziad K. Abdelnour
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
When life gives you lemon, take it. don't waste food.
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.
When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
When life give you lemons, eat them, they are good for you â€“ life knows best.
When life gives you lemons....throw them back and grow your own. 'Organically' Those are the good ones.
If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone.
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Words to live by, especially when you kept in mind that the only way to make them into lemonade was to squeeze the hell out of them.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.
A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.
If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.
Fifty lemons are a load for one person, but for fifty persons they are perfume.