Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old lemon quotes, lemon sayings, and lemon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.Sanjaya Malakar
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.W. C. Fields
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It's not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.Louise Hay
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When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.Ziad K. Abdelnour
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When life gives you lemons, throw them back.Joe Jonas
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If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.Gurbaksh Chahal
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.Wanda Sykes
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When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.Grace Helbig
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.Napoleon Hill
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If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.Conan O'Brien
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When life gives you lemon, take it. don't waste food.Giselle Marquez
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When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.Colleen Hoover
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When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.Behdad Sami
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When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.Dale Carnegie
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.Cassandra Clare
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When life give you lemons, eat them, they are good for you – life knows best.unknown
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When life gives you lemons....throw them back and grow your own. 'Organically' Those are the good ones.Andrea L'Artiste
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If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone.John Rzeznik
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If life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Words to live by, especially when you kept in mind that the only way to make them into lemonade was to squeeze the hell out of them. Stephen King
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.Ron White
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When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.Davin Turney
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A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.Oscar Wilde
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.Bill Watterson
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If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.Elizabeth Gilbert
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When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons.Vince Guthrie
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When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.Bruce Campbell
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.Cathy Guisewite
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When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.Patrick Schell
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If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.Joan Collins
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Fifty lemons are a load for one person, but for fifty persons they are perfume.Ethiopian Proverb
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