Margarita Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old margarita quotes, margarita sayings, and margarita proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The margaritas always taste better in Mexico. Richard Shepard
Two pieces shaking, white caps a-breaking / We ain't feeling no pain, it goes like / One margarita, two margarita, three margarita, shot / Don't worry 'bout tomorrow Josh Thompson
I sat down in the sand / A drink in my hand / And in the glass looking back at me / I got a bug in my margarita / Seems bad luck won't leave me alone Alan Jackson
So we put our drinks together / And toasted rainy weather / And the women that had done us wrong / Then we threw back margaritas Alan Jackson
We can do the bar / Sip margarita's / Stay on the floor / Go with me for a ride / Aren't you feeling nice? / Doesn't It feel nice? / Is everybody high Pat Brown
I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine / 'Cause I like to have a party all the time / I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine / 'Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind Kenny Alphin
Oh tonight I need a Margarita and I need it bad / I'm hoping that the tequila is gonna take me back / Give me the salt and the lime Dana Hunt
We're just drinking margaritas at the mall / That's what this stuff adds up to after all / Magenta, orange, acid green / Peacock blue and mercury / Drinking margaritas at the mall David Berman
Farther south, where the sweet tequila flows / Tiny clothes, Yo te amo, México / Señoritas, we are sipping margaritas on the beach / They got something you can't teach Sante Pucello
I'm on Patron / Tequila / I'm drunk on margarita / That Patron / Tequila / Me and my mamacita (yeah) Esther Dean
They are all wondering what I'm gonna do / Oh my hand's on the glass / It's my last margarita / And my mind is on you David Loggins
Today the tequila-laced margarita is the most popular mixed drink in America. Anthony Dias Blue
There are many people who claim to have invented the Margarita, which, as Spanish for 'daisy' and a popular woman's name, would have been a very common name for a drink. Simon Difford
The margarita--the drink that's a lifestyle! W. Park Kerr
The margarita's beauty and allure is steeped in mystery. W. Park Kerr
The margarita is always beckoning us to celebrate the lush heat of tequila and the citrusy zest of orange and lime. W. Park Kerr
When it comes to making the ultimate margarita, the key is in the balance between the sweet, the tart, and the feisty. W. Park Kerr
Frozen margarita mixes are usually made with crazy amounts of sugar. Bethenny Frankel
The story goes that the Margarita was created by a woman named Margarita Sames. Kim Haasarud
A great Margarita enhances--and does not mask--the essence of these tequilas. Kim Haasarud
A balance of sweet and sour notes with the right amount of tequila is what makes a good Margarita great. Kim Haasarud
Fire and water, sweet and sour---this is the balancing act that goes into the perfect Margarita. Kim Haasarud
What constitutes a truly great margarita is not that easy to define. It is at once elusive and unforgiving. Al Lucero
A great margarita--a real margarita--must contain three primary ingredients: real tequila, real orange liqueur, and real freshly squeezed or lime juice. Al Lucero
If life gives you limes, make margaritas. Jimmy Buffett
Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita. Maxine
To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas. Demetri Martin
If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?! James Franco
It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is? Amy Neftzger
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. Chelsea Handler