Moron Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old moron quotes, moron sayings, and moron proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. H. L. Mencken
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Alice Cooper
You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. Josh Lieb
There are four kinds of people in this world. Cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics. Umberto Eco
You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development. Ernest Hemingway
Nature abhors a moron. H. L. Mencken
Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself. Lee Kuan Yew
By definition, risk takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out. Scott Adams
A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin. Ayn Rand
There are nice things in the world and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked. J. D. Salinger
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. Andy Borowitz
Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism. Margaret Sanger
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. H.L. Mencken
Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer. Matt Damon
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. Samuel Goldwyn
All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish. Vivienne Westwood
Every great thinker is someone else's moron. Umberto Eco
The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data. Peter Drucker
One never quite allows for the moron in our midst. Agatha Christie
Through lack of education, we're not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a generation of morons. Ray Bradbury
When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead. Robin Hobb
All morons hate it when you call them a moron. J. D. Salinger
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential. William Thomas
Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while the morons run wild. You can opt out if you want to. Play it safe. But if you do, don't complain when the roof comes down. Jack Mcdevitt
The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything. Clarence Darrow
Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster. Ken Livingstone