Moron Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old moron quotes, moron sayings, and moron proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
H. L. Mencken
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
There are four kinds of people in this world. Cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.
Nature abhors a moron.
H. L. Mencken
Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.
Lee Kuan Yew
By definition, risk takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.
A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin.
There are nice things in the world and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked.
J. D. Salinger
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism.
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.
Every great thinker is someone else's moron.
The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.
One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.
Through lack of education, we're not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a generation of morons.
When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead.
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. Salinger
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.
Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while the morons run wild. You can opt out if you want to. Play it safe. But if you do, don't complain when the roof comes down.
The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything.
Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.