Mustache Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old mustache quotes, mustache sayings, and mustache proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Gray hair shows age; a beard shows maturity; a mustache shows impudence. Yoruba Proverb
Let's play for your mustache, Ergorov! That flurry mustache of yours has bothered me for a long time. If I win, I'll cut off your mustache, okay? Mikhail Zoshchecko
He goes around with a mustache. I go around with a mustache; Don't you think a mustache can get lonely? Groucho Marx
Never trust a man with a fancy mustache. Karen Valentine
If you are a boy, worry that you'll never be able to grow a mustache. If you are a girl, worry that you have a mustache. Delia Ephron
As his books and journalism flourished, Twain hit the road on the nineteenth-century equivalent of the stand-up comedy circuit. He gave public lectures and humorous talks all around the country, and his mop of curly hair, bushy white mustache, and the ever-present cigar became instantly recognizable everywhere. James Geary
Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache. Alan Bennett
Brunhilde and had a mustache and the mind of an Easter chick. Anne Rivers Siddons
The man came to us one day and said, 'I want short hair, no beards, no mustaches, and you'll wear ties and suits in public or it'll cost you $100 a day.' When he puts it that way, how can you resist? Ted Simmons
Like a Turkish thug, the only frightening about him is his big mustache. Egyptian Proverb
Kindness can pluck the hairs of a lion's mustache. Sudan
According to regulations, a man who shaved or cut his beard could be imprisoned until his beard grows back. Harry Kawilarang
When lofty trees I see barren of leaves, / Which erst from heat did canopy the herd, / And summer's green all girded up in sheaves, / Borne on the bier with white and bristly beard. William Shakespeare
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man; and he that is more than a youth is not for me; and he that is less than a man I am not for him. William Shakespeare
A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it. Billy Childish
A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person. Jason Sudeikis
A good mustache makes a man for many reasons. John Oates
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair. John Hodgman
I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself. Carrie Brownstein
A man without a mustache is a man without a soul. Confucius
Having a mustache and never smiling became a permanent component of my persona through the quaintly self-important decade of the seventies. John Oates
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. Rose Wilder Lane
Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woollen. William Shakespeare
Nay, faith, let not me play a woman: I have a beard coming. William Shakespeare
A long beard and a rosary will not make you a priest. Bambara
A long beard does not prevent a house going to bed hungry. Fulani
What of his beard? Are you not of Homer's opinion, who says Youth is most charming when the beard first appears? Plato
No matter what style you wear or what outfit you put on, the most important thing is to have fun with your mustache. Twist, wax, snip, or trim— just imagine your whiskers as a clean palette on which to create your brilliant masterpiece. Lucien Edwards
From prehistoric times to now, the moustache has evolved from a roughly hewn block of hair into a genuine work of art. Lucien Edwards
Regardless of its current standing in popular culture, the moustache will always be fashionable among those who can see through the fuzz and truly appreciate its subtle charms. Lucien Edwards