Redneck Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old redneck quotes, redneck sayings, and redneck proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
You might be a Redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.
I ain't a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
You might be a redneck if... you can recognize your friends by the sound of their mufflers
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck ifâ€¦your home has more miles on it than your car.
I don't know any redneck that's not into fun. That's their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.
This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one.
Honey Boo Boo Child
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Let's all sing the redneck national anthem: Settle for what you can get.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.
David Allan Coe
There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."
Larry the Cable Guy