Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old redneck quotes, redneck sayings, and redneck proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.Joseph Bruce
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To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.Gretchen Wilson
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You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways. Jase Robertson
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You might be a Redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.unknown
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Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly. Willie Robertson
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I ain't a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!Alec Straub
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You might be a redneck if... you can recognize your friends by the sound of their mufflersunknown
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. Jeff Foxworthy
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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if…your home has more miles on it than your car.Jeff Foxworthy
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I don't know any redneck that's not into fun. That's their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck. Si Robertson
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You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.unknown
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How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.Jeff Foxworthy
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This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one.Honey Boo Boo Child
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.Jeff Foxworthy
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You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.Jeff Foxworthy
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Let's all sing the redneck national anthem: Settle for what you can get.Barbara Kingsolver
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Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.Jeff Foxworthy
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My long hair just can't cover up my redneck. David Allan Coe
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There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.Rodney Atkins
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.Jeff Foxworthy
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What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.Charlie Daniels
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When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.Jase Robertson
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Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.Jon Stewart
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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.Ben Folds
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There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."Larry the Cable Guy