Santa Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old santa quotes, santa sayings, and santa proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. Victor Borge
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity. Chris Van Allsburg
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, let’s face it, he was also very judgmental. Julia Sweeney
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Bob Phillips
Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA. David Letterman
The Santa myth is one of the most effective means ever devised for intimidating children, eroding their self- esteem, twisting their behavior, warping their values, and slowing their development of critical thinking skills. Tom Flynn
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. Pat Boone
Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill. Tom Clancy
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin
Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart. Mick Foley
Everything that you want Santa to be, he is. Mick Foley
History is like Santa Claus: a language construction. We have some registers about the existence of Santa and history - the presents under the tree, the archives - but none have really seen them. Alvaro Enrigue
All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes. Maud Lindsay
Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus! Louis Sachar
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. Bil Keane
The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself. Ludwig Von Mises
Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to wait for my dad to do the big reveal of all the presents Santa brought. Martina Mcbride
Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality. David Remnick