Sassy Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old sassy quotes, sassy sayings, and sassy proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Mark Twain
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Walt Disney Company
Live. Love. Smile. Hug. Laugh. Dream. Do. Create. Have fun. Be intense. Be audacious. Be unreasonable. Act impeccably. Breathe. Be you. Be different. Brian Johnson
If you have something about yourself that's different, you're lucky. It's not a curse. Taylor Swift
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. Marilyn Monroe
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. Mae West
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Oscar Wilde
True courage comes not just from feeling confident and strong, but from being the honest, authentic expression in yourself. Think about how audacious it is to really believe in yourself. Debbie Ford
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. Katharine Hepburn
It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to be narrow-minded and all too prudent. Vincent Van Gogh
A woman is like a tea bag – you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt
Perfect simplicity is unconsciously audacious. George Meredith
Never ask a girl with winged eyeliner why she's late. Anonymous
The wings of one's greatest glory unfold when the heart and body are uninhibited. Danette Johnson
I don't care what you think about me; I don't think about you at all! Coco Chanel
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them. Jane Austen
Someday I want to be perfect; until then, I'll be happy being incredible. Maxine
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back. Maya Angelou
Go wild and let go. Usually the most audacious ideas are the ones that get noticed. Brian Wong
The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud. Coco Chanel
Be an individual, let out the self that hides away at the expense of others approval. Nikki Rowe
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? Tina Fey
To be audacious with tact, you have to know to what point you can go too far. Jean Cocteau
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
The high-spirited man may indeed die, but he will not stoop to meanness. Fire, though it may be quenched, will not become cool. Ovid
The art of being sometimes audacious and sometimes very prudent is the secret of success. Napoleon Bonaparte
If you're sad, add more lipstick and attack. Men hate women who weep. Coco Chanel
The most fearless hearts, the audacious dreamers, have always maintained a sense of optimism that often flies in the face of the available evidence. Martin O'Malley
A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want. Madonna