Shower Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old shower quotes, shower sayings, and shower proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
There were some sprinkles or light drizzle but nothing of importance.
If the water doesnt evaporate, Your shower isn't hot enough.
Sweat cleanses from the inside. It comes from places a shower will never reach.
Taking 30 minutes to shower because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life..
What's more awkward than doing a shower scene? Rehearsing a shower scene.
Information gently but relentlessly drizzles down on us in an invisible, impalpable electric rain.
Hans Christian von Baeyer
People who claim that they don't pee in the shower can't be trusted.
When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off.
Love is like the rain. It comes in a drizzle sometimes. Then it starts pouring and if you're not careful it will drown you.
Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.
Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it that makes a difference.
Drizzle happiness wherever you go.
A drainless shower of light is poesy: 'tis the supreme of power; Tis might half slumbering on its own right arm.
Such is our need to shower blame on some distant entity when it is we who lack the courage to face up to what is there before us.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
One cold shower in morning, is a great and unexpected from you.
Violent exercise is like a cold shower: you think it does you good because you feel better when you stop.
April showers bring may flowers. Also headaches to mother from kids indoors for hours.
A shower isn't the only place where if you make one wrong turn you find yourself in hot water .
Shower the people you love with love .
God's hill and the places round about it receive showers of blessing in order that they may be made a blessing.
Tears are summer showers to the soul.
Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us handheld massaging shower heads.
Should we grieve over a little misplaced charity, when an all knowing, all wise being showers down every day his benefits on the unthankful and undeserving.
To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultiate happiness.
Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business.
Gregory David Roberts
Just as you wouldn't leave the house without taking a shower, you shouldn't start the day without at least 10 minutes of sacred practice: prayer, meditation, inspirational reading.
It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.
God seeks to shower blessings on His people.