Love is unselfishly choosing for another's highest good. CS Lewis

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Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. George Burns

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Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. Fulton J. Sheen

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Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Woody Allen2

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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. Lemony Snicket

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First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time. Honoré de Balzac

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Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. Jerome K Jerome

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Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor

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I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. Russell Brand

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Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich. Jared Turner

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein

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The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. Israel Zangwill

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To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone. Jarod Kintz

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You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Caleb Followill

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Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. Anthony Trollope

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I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. Melanie Griffith

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope

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How sweet it is to love, and to be dissolved, and as it were to bathe myself in thy love. Thomas a Kempis

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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one. Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

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What a silly thing love is! It is not half as useful as logic, for it does not prove anything and it is always telling one things that are not going to happen, and making one believe things that are not true. Oscar Wilde

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If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people. Jarod Kintz

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The activity of love and faith is what makes heaven. Emanuel Swedenborg

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In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. Rowland

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz

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In love, you have loosened yourself like seawater. Pablo Neruda

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Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. Natasha Leggero

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