Silly Love Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old silly love quotes, silly love sayings, and silly love proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Love is unselfishly choosing for another's highest good. CS Lewis
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. George Burns
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. Fulton J. Sheen
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Woody Allen2
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. Lemony Snicket
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time. Honoré de Balzac
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. Jerome K Jerome
Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor
I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. Russell Brand
Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich. Jared Turner
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein
The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. Israel Zangwill
To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone. Jarod Kintz
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Caleb Followill
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. Anthony Trollope
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. Melanie Griffith
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope
How sweet it is to love, and to be dissolved, and as it were to bathe myself in thy love. Thomas a Kempis
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one. Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
What a silly thing love is! It is not half as useful as logic, for it does not prove anything and it is always telling one things that are not going to happen, and making one believe things that are not true. Oscar Wilde
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people. Jarod Kintz
The activity of love and faith is what makes heaven. Emanuel Swedenborg
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. Rowland
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz
In love, you have loosened yourself like seawater. Pablo Neruda
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. Natasha Leggero