Smoking Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old smoking quotes, smoking sayings, and smoking proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
George D. Prentice
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop ? no ifs, ands or butts.
Smoking helps you lose weight ? one lung at a time!
Alfred E. Neuman
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
King James I
Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Smoking kills half of all lifetime smokers.
Dr. Alex Bobak
Smoking is just like farting with the poisonous elements.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
I still believe that 'No Smoking' is one of my best performances.
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work.
The only safer cigarette is your last one.
Duane Alan Hahn
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself.
So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.
C. Everett Koop
You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.
The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror ? not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.
If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs.
Smoking cigars is like falling in love; first you are attracted to its shape; you stay with it for its flavour; and you must always remember never, never let the flame go out.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
The cigarette does the smoking ? you're just the sucker.
Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of his life (of which everyone has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly.
Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.