Smoking Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old smoking quotes, smoking sayings, and smoking proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. George D. Prentice
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop ? no ifs, ands or butts. Edith Zittler
Smoking helps you lose weight ? one lung at a time! Alfred E. Neuman
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. Mark Twain
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs. King James I
Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you. Loni Anderson
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields
Smoking kills half of all lifetime smokers. Dr. Alex Bobak
Smoking is just like farting with the poisonous elements. Skai Chan
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Fletcher Knebel
Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss. Sigmund Freud
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. unknown
I still believe that 'No Smoking' is one of my best performances. John Abraham
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work. Mignon McLaughlin
The only safer cigarette is your last one. Duane Alan Hahn
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself. Barbara Kelly
So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple. Damien Hirst
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings. Brad Shaw
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman. Edward Bulwer-Lytton
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? Oscar Wilde
Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society. C. Everett Koop
You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late. Loni Anderson
The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror ? not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray. David Byrne
If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go. Mark Twain
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs. Albert Einstein
Smoking cigars is like falling in love; first you are attracted to its shape; you stay with it for its flavour; and you must always remember never, never let the flame go out. Winston Churchill
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. Douglas Adams
The cigarette does the smoking ? you're just the sucker. unknown
Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of his life (of which everyone has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. George Burrow
Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive. Michael Douglas