Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old sock quotes, sock sayings, and sock proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
If you are ready enough to pull my knitting to pieces, but provide none of your own, the only sock is a sock in the jaw!J. R. Ackerley
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You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.Gary Oldman
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Knitting is very conducive to thought. It is nice to knit a while, put down the needles, write a while, then take up the sock again.Dorothy Day
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Never put a sock in a toaster.Eddie Izzard British Comedian
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Guys will take one pair of jeans, five T-shirts and three pair of socks and that'll get you by for 10 weeks.Jon Bon Jovi
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Some socks are loners They can't live in pairs.Wendy Cope
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Without a doubt there are women who would vote intelligently. There are also men who knit socks beautifully.H. L. Mencken
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Whether it's chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.Pseudonymous Bosch
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It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.Stephen King
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To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom is not needed.Bertrand Russell
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.Zach Galifianakis
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His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.Hector Hugh Munro
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A pair of socks is no less suitable to make a painting with than wood, nails, turpentine, oil and fabric.Robert Rauschenberg
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Every old sock meets an old shoe.Kate Bush
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Only let's cut out the transcendental twaddle when the whole thing is as plain as a sock on the jaw.Ludwig Wittgenstein
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A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.Jean Kerr
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You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.Helen Reddy
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Fresh sneakers are important on a man. It's like a new pair of boxers or a new pair of socks.DJ Khaled
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Don't be quick to discard old socks because you receive new ones.Charmaine J. Forde
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Your socks should match your tie.David G. Hartwell
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We look at each other with shy relief. It's the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.Fiona Wood
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True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match.Erich Fromm
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A great show means we have to connect; we have to prove to [the audience] that we do something great or blow their socks off, but it has to be with them if it's going to be sustained for any length of time.Scott Avett
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Of course ankle length socks are cheaper, but they don't cover the lower leg as hosiery should.Roger Stone
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The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.Peter Kay
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If you're too happy about anything, fate usually gives you a good sock in the jaw and knocks you down.Madeleine L'Engle
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Socks may eat wherever they want to.Dorothea Kent
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It is not an easy thing to put on a wet sock.Connie Willis
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As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on.Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
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Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.Edward Hoagland