Tequila Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old tequila quotes, tequila sayings, and tequila proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Tequila is not even a drink; it's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. Dylan Moran
Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters. Saru Singhal
Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila. unknown
If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. unknown
Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time. John Walter Bratton
It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. Jimmy Buffett
And no one drank just one shot of tequila. Kristin Hannah
Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt. Saleem Sharma
If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. Alida Nugent
Life is better with Tequila. unknown
Tequila probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot. unknown
At least you do' need a prescription for tequila. Rachel Vincent
Tequila is like acid in a glass. Greg Proops
Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination. Rainbow Rowell
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. George Carlin
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. Sanjaya Malakar
Tequila is like Duck tape, it fixes damn nearly everything. unknown
I am well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea, I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila anyway! unknown
We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila. Justin Timberlake
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit. Lee Marvin
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. Ron White
An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila. Tori Amos