Thursday Sayings and Quotes

Ah, Thursday. It’s not quite the weekend, but still offers an opportunity to reflect on the week’s accomplishments and make a final push to finish out the week strong. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous Thursday quotes.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.     

April Winchell

It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.     

Dimitri Martin

Thursday is end day in weekend. Today you are so tired, will think about how your week was, and how will go on Thursday. With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself, or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything.     

Wayne Dyer

Thursday is my favorite day to plan how I'm going to get out of the plans I already made for the weekend.     


Wednesday's just the middle of the week, Friday is just another payday, the weekend's just another heyday, but Thursday's surreptitiously unique     

D. Kortchmar Nilsson

Wednesday's child is full of woe, but Thursday's child has far to go     

Elisse Boyd

Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It's nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.     

Nicco French

I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.     

Howie Mandel

On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays we use the wave theory; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays we think of flying energy quanta or corpuscles.     

William Henry Bragg

This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.      

Douglas Adams

Thursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday but they're not!     


Thursday. The most useless day. it only exists as a reminder that it's been a really long week...and it's still not over.     


If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can't Thursday be the new Friday?     


Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing its Thursday.     


I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there's a better chance they're already busy.     


Happy Thursday! You're only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you're doing right now!     


And whether it is Thursday, or the day is stormy, With thunder and rain, or the birds attack each other, We have rolled into another dream.      

John Ashbery

Thursdays bring a focus to our week to complete all that needs to be done.     

Byron Pulsifier

Effort is what is required on Thursday to finish all that needs to be done.     

Kate Summers

Here's why I did not go to work today / Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day / Thursday has its own peculiar way / Thursday has its own peculiar way.     

D. Kortchmar Nilsson

Sometimes Thursday almost / Makes you want to run away / Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day.     

D. Kortchmar Nilsson

On a cloudy Thursday / On a cloudy Thursday / Waiting for my taxi at a quarter to three / If we were so naughty / We could be happy / But now I'm / Waiting for my taxi at a quarter to three.     

Geoffrey Williams

Twas on a Holy Thursday their innocent faces clean / The children walking two & two in red & blue & green / Grey headed beadles walked before with wands as white as snow / Till into the high dome of Pauls they like Thames waters flow.     

William Blake

Twas on the Thursday morning, / on the first month of the year, / When there befell the thing that well / May rend the heart to hear.     

Joseph Skipsey

On Thursday noon I liked you well, / And fondly felt that we must dwell / Not far apart, whatever befell.     

Thomas Hardy

Happy Thursday! Greet your problems and decisions with peace and calm. Use your inner wisdom to evaluate and make smart decisions for yourself! You got this!     

Tracey Edmonds

My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.     

Gilbert K. Chesterton

Life is made out of Thursday afternoons. You just keep having them one after the other and let everything else take care of itself.     

Tim Tharp

Thursday come, and the week's gone.     

George Herbert

Thursday? Oh no, it can't be! It's too gruesome.     

Audrey Hepburn