Tractor Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old tractor quotes, tractor sayings, and tractor proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring? George Erik Rupp
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property. Les Claypool
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. Jeff Foxworthy
I don't know of a better argument in favor of farming with horses than trying to start an old tractor in the winter time Gene Logsdon
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. Sheri L. Dew
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. Stwvwn Wright
With tractors, you just don't get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that's the motto of my pimp farm. M.C. Humphreys
I was a regular hand when I was 7. I picked cotton. I drove tractors. Children grew up not thinking that this is what they must do. We thought this was the thing to do to help your family. B.B. King
The tractor must always be used as an aid to nature, not as a driver of nature. The tractor must work in harmony with the climate, and the fertility of the land, and the humble spirit of the farmers. Marina Lewycka
Why does a three-year-old, and it's usually boys, want to drive the tractor or have machinery and be in control of it? I don't know. Why wouldn't you ask to boil a kettle or something? Maybe you would, I dunno. Michael Fassbender
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. Jim Hunt
Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs Hugh Laurie
His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive and once for attacking a tractor tread. Tom Hayden
I can't write on the road. I have to be home. I have to be around all those rusted tractors and dilapidated fences and things like that, because it just grounds me in a way that I can't find in a hotel room. John Fullbright