Underwear Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old underwear quotes, underwear sayings, and underwear proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
Underwear was the last fashion frontier - an area designers hadn't exploited yet.
Underwear shouldn't hurt. If it hurts, you gotta change.
Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.
Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.
I like to wear my underwear because I like to make a statement about who I am.
When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It's exciting!
Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself.
There was no dignified way to answer a question about your underwear.
Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while.