Las Vegas is a city of excess, glitz, and glamour. The city’s entertainment, nightlife, and food scene is unmatched. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous quotes about Vegas, America’s gambling capital.
Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, but instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.Walter Wykes
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Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.Mark Ellwood
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Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification.Joan Didion
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Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.Evan Esar
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Las Vegas was and is a hard town that will make you pay for your inability to restrain your desires.... If you have a weakness, Las Vegas will punish you.Hal Rothman
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Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American DreamHunter S. Thompson
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Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?Jeff Maguire
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Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.Kevin Raiford
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Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt.John Updike
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There's really only one constant in Las Vegas and that's change.Travis Hoium
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Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.Frank Scoblete
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas ... but that doesn't matter when you live there.Michelle Madow
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While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.J. R. Moehringer
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Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.Don Rickles
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Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy.Michael Mcdonald
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It's hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.Cinnamon Stomberger
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If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.unknown
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For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.Hunter S. Thompson
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Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks--it says, Goodbye.Frank Sinatra
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Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams.Concha Buika
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.Artie Lange
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Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can't flush.Brin-Jonathan Butler
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Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America ... and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas.Paul W. Papa
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Vegas is a celebration.Jose Andres
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In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.Walter Wykes
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If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.Tony Curtis
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What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.Dane Cook
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Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.Drew Carey
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Vegas is the answer, no matter the question.unknown