Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old wacky quotes, wacky sayings, and wacky proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.Albert Einstein
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Chicken salad with egg in it is very interesting way to eat two generations.Fuad Alakbarov
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I've met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're 20 minutes.Jan Sterling
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Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.Billie Burke
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.Mark Twain
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Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.William Goldman
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM! Anonymous
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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. Robert Graves
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
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Think like a proton. Always positiveunknown
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.Cathy Guiswite
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. Author Unknown
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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.Anonymous
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.Reba McEntire
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.Charles Schulz
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By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.Richard Dawkins
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Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.James A. Garfield
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We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.Anonymous
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.Flip Wilson
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.Oscar Wilde
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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.Author Unknown
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.Jules Renard
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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.Dennis Miller
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
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You can't have everything... where would you put it?Steven Wright
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There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.Peter Drucker
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.Steven Wright