Wacky Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old wacky quotes, wacky sayings, and wacky proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Chicken salad with egg in it is very interesting way to eat two generations.
I've met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're 20 minutes.
Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Think like a proton. Always positive
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
James A. Garfield
We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.