Andy Rooney Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Andy Rooney quotes, Andy Rooney sayings, and Andy Rooney proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way. Andy Rooney
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it. Andy Rooney
The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy. Andy Rooney
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights that came on every evening as it grew dark, the whole world would come to look at them and marvel at the mystery of their great beauty. Andy Rooney
If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it. Andy Rooney
It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important. Andy Rooney
The last birthday that's any good is 23. Andy Rooney
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books-how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. Andy Rooney
When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
Life is tough but I'm tougher. Andy Rooney
The idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter." Andy Rooney
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt. Andy Rooney
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Andy Rooney