Anonymous Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Anonymous quotes, Anonymous sayings, and Anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity. Anonymous
Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly. Anonymous
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. Anonymous
Many kings have sat down upon the ground; and one that was never thought of hath worn the crown. Anonymous
Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. Anonymous
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work. Steroids beat hard work no matter how hard talent works. Anonymous
If There's A Wheel, There's A Way. Anonymous
In the multitude of counsellors there is safety. He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it. Anonymous
Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. Anonymous
When life throws you a curveball, hit it out of the park. Anonymous
If inflation continues, the two-car garage will be replaced by the two-family garage. Anonymous
The social kiss is an exchange of insincerity between two combatants on the field of social advancement. It places hygiene before affection and condescension before all else. Anonymous
Any man who knows all the answers most likely misunderstood the questions. Anonymous
Oh, we are weary pilgrims; to this wilderness we bring A Church without a bishop, a State without a King. Anonymous
Most of us know when and where the Pilgrims landed, but few of us know why. Anonymous
Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may not see it again during the day, but others will. Anonymous
The future belongs to the curious. The ones who are not afraid to try it, explore it, poke at it, question it and turn it inside out. Anonymous
In life there will always be people out the to judge you and poke fingers at you. Show them that we are all human and that the other three fingers are poking back at them. Anonymous
Friends are the pillars on your porch. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes they lean on you, and sometimes it's just enough to know that they are standing by. Anonymous
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay up on the porch. Anonymous
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. Anonymous
Stop trying to impress other people, they're more screwed up than you think. Anonymous
Always put your best foot forward. Not to impress others, but to impress and respect yourself. Anonymous
Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people Anonymous
Impress people with your accomplishments, not your possessions. Anonymous
Impress people with your soul, not the things you have. Anonymous
Some people try very hard to impress others but in the bargain lose their own identity Anonymous
When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will we realize that one cannot eat money. Anonymous
Save the best for last. Anonymous
When was the last time you did something for the first time? Anonymous