Bill Cosby Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Bill Cosby quotes, Bill Cosby sayings, and Bill Cosby proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on. Bill Cosby
Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling. Bill Cosby
All parents experience the same problems. Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Bill Cosby
Our greatest glory is not in ever failing, but in rising every time we fail. Bill Cosby
Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring or drinking. Bill Cosby
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. Bill Cosby
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right. Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby
Gray hair is God's graffiti Bill Cosby
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. Bill Cosby
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody. Bill Cosby
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. Bill Cosby
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. Bill Cosby
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Bill Cosby
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope. Bill Cosby
Parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope. Bill Cosby
The truth is that parents aren't really interested in justice. They just want quiet. Bill Cosby
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. Bill Cosby
Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children. Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope. Bill Cosby
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right. Bill Cosby
The serve was invented so the net could play. Bill Cosby