Bill Watterson Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Bill Watterson quotes, Bill Watterson sayings, and Bill Watterson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. Bill Watterson
Mothers are the necessity of invention. Bill Watterson
Girls are like slugs they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what. Bill Watterson
It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out. Bill Watterson
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met? Bill Watterson
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. Bill Watterson
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. Bill Watterson
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. Bill Watterson
What state do you live in? Denial. Bill Watterson
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book. Bill Watterson
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. Bill Watterson
They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it! Bill Watterson
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. Bill Watterson
Mothers are the necessity of invention. Bill Watterson
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book. Bill Watterson
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. Bill Watterson
I think we dream so we don't have to be a part so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. Bill Watterson
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. Bill Watterson
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. Bill Watterson
They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it! Bill Watterson
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. Bill Watterson
Genius is never understood in its own time. Bill Watterson
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. Bill Watterson
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. Bill Watterson
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. Bill Watterson
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. Bill Watterson
I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian. Bill Watterson
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. Bill Watterson
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. Bill Watterson
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Bill Watterson