Bob Hope Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Bob Hope quotes, Bob Hope sayings, and Bob Hope proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that? Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. Bob Hope
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things—not the great occasions—give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing! Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
You haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things not the great occasions that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better. Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope
If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope
That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing. Bob Hope
If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. It's how I learned to dance— waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them. Bob Hope
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers.That's why I learned how to dance—waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope