Bob Hope Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Bob Hope quotes, Bob Hope sayings, and Bob Hope proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things not the great occasions that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope
I don't know what people have got against the government—they've done nothing. Bob Hope
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. It's time for my nap. Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers.It's how I learned to dance-waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find the simplest things - not the great occasions give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope
I like the word 'Indolence.' It makes my laziness. Bob Hope