Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Doug Larson quotes, Doug Larson sayings, and Doug Larson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.Doug Larson
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Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.Doug Larson
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!Doug Larson
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.Doug Larson
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Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.Doug Larson
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Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.Doug Larson
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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. Doug Larson
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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.Doug Larson
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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.Doug Larson
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The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.Doug Larson
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.Doug Larson
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.Doug Larson
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.Doug Larson
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.Doug Larson
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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.Doug Larson
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.Doug Larson
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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.Doug Larson
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.Doug Larson
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.Doug Larson
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.Doug Larson
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.Doug Larson
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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.Doug Larson
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.Doug Larson
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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.Doug Larson
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.Doug Larson
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.Doug Larson