Fran Lebowitz Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Fran Lebowitz quotes, Fran Lebowitz sayings, and Fran Lebowitz proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. Fran Lebowitz
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. Fran Lebowitz
Think before you speak. Read before you think. Fran Lebowitz
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. Fran Lebowitz
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching. Fran Lebowitz
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a dance step – it's an old business procedure. Fran Lebowitz
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. Fran Lebowitz
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz
Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. Fran Lebowitz
Los Angeles is a large city like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel. Fran Lebowitz
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz
You're only as good as your last haircut. Fran Lebowitz
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal." Fran Lebowitz
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. Fran Lebowitz
The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food. Fran Lebowitz
Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds. Fran Lebowitz