Fran Lebowitz Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Fran Lebowitz quotes, Fran Lebowitz sayings, and Fran Lebowitz proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
If I wished to be awakened by Stevie Wonder, I would sleep with Stevie Wonder. Fran Lebowitz
Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. It makes growing up genuinely worthwhile. Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
In New York it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you lay the blame. Fran Lebowitz