Fred Allen Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Fred Allen quotes, Fred Allen sayings, and Fred Allen proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. Fred Allen
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. Fred Allen
I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. Fred Allen
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. Fred Allen
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. Fred Allen