Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Helen Rowland quotes, Helen Rowland sayings, and Helen Rowland proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.Helen Rowland
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.Helen Rowland
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Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.Helen Rowland
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You will never win if you never begin.Helen Rowland
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It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.Helen Rowland
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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.Helen Rowland
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.Helen Rowland
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A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.Helen Rowland
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature -- and another woman to help him forget them.Helen Rowland
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The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.Helen Rowland
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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.Helen Rowland
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.Helen Rowland
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A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.Helen Rowland
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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.Helen Rowland
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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.Helen Rowland
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.Helen Rowland
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.Helen Rowland
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A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.Helen Rowland
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.Helen Rowland
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.Helen Rowland
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.Helen Rowland
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.Helen Rowland
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Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.Helen Rowland
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No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.Helen Rowland
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What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.Helen Rowland
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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.Helen Rowland
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The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns.Helen Rowland
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Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.Helen Rowland
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A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.Helen Rowland
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Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.Helen Rowland