Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Helen Rowland quotes, Helen Rowland sayings, and Helen Rowland proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.Helen Rowland
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A man never knows how to say goodbye. A woman never knows when to say it.Helen Rowland
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When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.Helen Rowland
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From the day on which she weighs 140, the chief excitement of a woman's life consists in spotting people who are fatter than she is.Helen Rowland
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When two people to decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last begun to.Helen Rowland
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A good woman is known by what she does. A good man by what he doesn't.Helen Rowland
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Lie: A fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor,
and second nature in a married woman.Helen Rowland
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A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.Helen Rowland
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A man's love thrives far better on the stimulant of suspense than on the anesthetic of memory.Helen Rowland
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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.Helen Rowland
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Helen Rowland
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It takes a woman twenty years to make a man out of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.Helen Rowland
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A man's love thrives far better on the stimulant of suspense than on the anesthetic of memory.Helen Rowland
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.Helen Rowland
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Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.Helen Rowland
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A man finds it awfully hard to lie to the woman he loves the first time.Helen Rowland
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The follies which a man regrets most in life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.Helen Rowland
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When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.Helen Rowland