Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Henny Youngman quotes, Henny Youngman sayings, and Henny Youngman proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.Henny Youngman
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.Henny Youngman
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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.Henny Youngman
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.Henny Youngman
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I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!Henny Youngman
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.Henny Youngman
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.Henny Youngman
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