Joan Rivers Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Joan Rivers quotes, Joan Rivers sayings, and Joan Rivers proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

I hate Arizona. It's always eight hundred degrees outside and everybody's always saying, ‘But it's a dry heat!’ So's the inside of my microwave.' Joan Rivers
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. Joan Rivers
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. Joan Rivers
How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard. Joan Rivers