John Green Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old John Green quotes, John Green sayings, and John Green proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

And people are moody, dude. You gotta get used to living with people. John Green
Caroline was always moody and miserable, but I liked it. I liked feeling as if she had chosen me as the only person in the world not to hate, and so we spent all this time together just ragging on everyone, you know? John Green
When you're on a Ferris wheel all anyone ever talks about is being on the Ferris wheel and the view from the Ferris wheel and whether the Ferris wheel is scary and how many more times it will go around. Dating is like that. Nobody who's doing it ever talks about anything else. I have no interest in dating. John Green
I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous John Green
I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane. John Green
You like someone who can't like you back because unrequited love can be survive in a way that once requited love cannot. John Green
I’m on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend. John Green
We are greater than the sum of our parts. John Green
You can't just make yourself matter and then die, Alaska, because now I am irretrievably different. John Green
A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution. John Green
You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can survive in a way that once-requited love cannot. John Green
I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, and then all at once. John Green
Life tries to crush her, but only succeeded in making a diamond. John Green
Poetry is just so emo. 'he said.' Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul. John Green
The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you’re unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it. John Green
A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution. John Green
You can love someone so much, but you can never love people as much as you can miss them. John Green
I ran like a cheetah-well, like a cheetah that smoked too much. John Green
You can love someone so much, but you can never love people as much as you can miss them. John Green
You see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town. John Green
You remember your first love because they show you, prove to you, that you can love and be loved, that nothing in this world is deserved except for love, that love is both how you become a person and why. John Green
“I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.” John Green