Kin Hubbard Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Kin Hubbard quotes, Kin Hubbard sayings, and Kin Hubbard proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish Kin Hubbard
Distant relatives are the best kind; the further, the better. Kin Hubbard
The worst feature of a new baby is it's mother's singing. Kin Hubbard
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?​ Kin Hubbard
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. Kin Hubbard
A bee is never as busy at it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. Kin Hubbard
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. Kin Hubbard
No matter how much strong coffee we drink, almost any after dinner speech will counteract it. Kin Hubbard
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. Kin Hubbard
The lavish and shameful use of money to gain political office wouldn't be so bad if the office ever got anything out of it. Kin Hubbard
The evening of October 31 is Halloween or Nut Crack Night. It is clearly a relic of pagan times but it is still very popular. It is a night set apart for walking about for walking harmless pranks, such as placing the hotel omnibus on top of the Baptist church or plugging the milkman's pump. Kin Hubbard
A diplomat is a fellow that lets you do all the talking while gets what he wants. Kin Hubbard
If there's anything a public servant hates to do, it's something for the public. Kin Hubbard