Mae West Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Mae West quotes, Mae West sayings, and Mae West proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. Mae West
They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet. Mae West
He who hesitates is last. Mae West
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist. Mae West
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. Mae West
There are no good girls gone wrong—just bad girls found out. Mae West
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. Mae West
When Im good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. Mae West
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from. Mae West
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. Mae West
You are never too old to become younger! Mae West
Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. Mae West
You're never too old to become younger. Mae West
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. Mae West
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. Mae West
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. Mae West
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. Mae West
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. Mae West
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is. Mae West
It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Mae West
I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness. Mae West
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit. Mae West
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes. Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West