Mitch Hedberg Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Mitch Hedberg quotes, Mitch Hedberg sayings, and Mitch Hedberg proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!" Mitch Hedberg