Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Ogden Nash quotes, Ogden Nash sayings, and Ogden Nash proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.Ogden Nash
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Candy is dandy. But liquor is quicker.Ogden Nash
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Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.Ogden Nash
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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.Ogden Nash
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.Ogden Nash
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Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.Ogden Nash
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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.Ogden Nash
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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.Ogden Nash
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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.Ogden Nash
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.Ogden Nash
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There is something about a Martini, A tingle remarkably pleasant; A yellow, a mellow Martini; I wish that I had one at present.Ogden Nash
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.Ogden Nash
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Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.Ogden Nash
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Tonight’s December thirty-first, / Something is about to burst. / The clock is crouching, dark and small, / Like a time bomb in the hall. / Hark, it's midnight, children dear. / Duck! Here comes another year!Ogden Nash
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.Ogden Nash
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Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.Ogden Nash
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.Ogden Nash
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Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, / And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.Ogden Nash
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A little bit of gossip does me good.Ogden Nash
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.Ogden Nash
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.Ogden Nash
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The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical.Ogden Nash
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When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.Ogden Nash
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When I jog I joggle.Ogden Nash
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Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, / But hating, my boy, is an art.Ogden Nash
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At another year / I would not boggle / Except that when I jog / I joggle. Ogden Nash
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.Ogden Nash
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Some tortures are physical / And some are mental, / But the one that is both / Is dental.Ogden Nash
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I wonder if there is woman in the world strong-minded enough to shed ten pounds or twenty,— And say, there now, that's plenty.Ogden Nash